hillarygayle | From Twitter 03-24-2010

02:16:37: @Quiara I don't know. Can't remember what Pt. 14 looked like. But if not they're long lost sisters.
04:51:36: I have a patient with a very thick accent. We've had more misunderstandings in one night than in the last year. Things he didn't say:
05:13:08: "My stovepipe ain't got no hair!"
05:15:07: "My fairy hag is empty!" (Note, we "translated" this as "my IV bag is empty" but THAT wasn't it either!)
08:11:42: My gas tank thanks me — at Kum & Go (Southwest Dr.) @ Jonesboro http://gowal.la/s/3bM4
10:01:29: My pansies http://post.ly/V94d
15:33:04: SOMEONE IS BUZZING MY HOUSE WITH AN AIRPLANE. I need to SLEEP!