My tweets

• Thu, 12:07: I just detonated an egg in my microwave egg boiler. And then I burned some cheese dip. #learntomicrowavenoob
• Thu, 12:12: Is there such a thing as a non-administrative nurse who thinks that customer service scores are a useful tool?
• Thu, 18:40: RT @quicksilvre: 72yo woman testifying about a childhood friend who died of a botched abortion b/c her family couldn't afford the "good" do…
• Thu, 22:46: RT @IamAGoodDog: IM GOING TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR TONIGHT AND THEN WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP ILL SLEEP ON THE BED AND THEN JUMP ON THE FLOOR. AND …
• Thu, 22:49: So the reason I haven't tweeted much: we were driving to Dallas to surprise @wcreech for Father's Day! @Quiara is house/dog sitting. :)
• Thu, 23:24: RT @Quiara: @catvoncat @hillarygayle @mslooola @ArriannaMarie @CooperMalokia @Darediva "And there was silence in heaven for half an hour bc…
• Thu, 23:43: RT @libraryyeti: @LouisatheLast @mslooola @Quiara @diannaeanderson @warontara @graceishuman Log into Twitter & this is the 1st thing I see.…
• Thu, 23:45: RT @mslooola: i half want to introduce the purity brigade to vajazzling just to see what kind of new catchy metaphors for abstinence they'l…
• Thu, 23:48: RT @Darediva: @hillarygayle I want to get #vajazzlingforjaysus trending. #freeQ
• Fri, 10:00: Due to Siri's persistent transcription of "right" when I say "rate", I'm reading about dialect. I don't have this vocabulary; so specific!

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Quotes from a drive

We are in Frisco! We drove down yesterday after Bryan's class because we wanted to surprise Augie for Father's Day. He was definitely surprised. :) Especially as we showed up at 11pm.

Some amusing things from the drive:

Podcast: This week in the trial of accused mobster [some guy]
Ganon: Q has a LOBSTER?

Later...

Podcast: *talking about how cartels invented extremely high powered pneumatic gun to fire cans of marijuana over the border into some guy's field where they would presumably have been picked up if he hadn't found them first*
Bryan: Can you imagine that guy walking in his field and all of a sudden a soup can of pot slams into the ground at his feet?
Me: Guy looks up & is like "Um...thanks?"